Dragonball

🟠 Dragon Ball – Where yelling louder actually makes you stronger.
It’s the only show where the plot pauses for 5 episodes so a guy can scream himself blonde and then casually punch a planet in half. Aliens? Yes. Time travel? Of course. Monkey tails? Naturally. Logic? Left long ago on Planet Vegeta.

Starring:

  • A food-obsessed himbo with the power of a god and the brain of a potato 🧠🥔

  • A villain turned dad turned gym bro (hi, Vegeta)

  • And a green alien who raises someone else's kid better than the actual dad 💚

“Come for the martial arts. Stay for the emotional damage and gravity-defying hair.”